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July 12th, 2009
11:16 am

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Будьте людьми - даже ночью!
Выключайте свет в акваpиуме - цианобактеpии тоже хочут спать

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July 8th, 2009
01:19 pm

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Верным путем идете, товарищи!
Следующим шагом правительства после введения госмонополии на предоставление медицинских услуг будет введение госмонополии на их потребление...

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01:03 pm

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Когда Земля была тепленькая
(и не существовало программного обеспечения)
вопрос о возможности разрабатываемого продукта быть готовым на 100 процентов еше дискутировался

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July 7th, 2009
03:07 pm

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Я Вас умоляю!
The future does not belong to those who gather armies on a field of battle or bury missiles in the ground
Ну, да! Оно принадлежит тем, кто печатает деньгу. И что дальше?

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July 1st, 2009
12:36 am

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Изжога или икота?
я вообще теперь супа не ем

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June 26th, 2009
11:50 am

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Attention to Detail
A local couple arrested on domestic assault charges Sunday had an unusual choice of alleged weaponry -- Cheetos.
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If the officer on duty were actually concerned about filing an accurate report, he would certainly have noted that Cheetos are a "cheese flavored snack" and NOT "potato chips"! They're made of corn, for crying out loud! Shame on him and his potato bias!
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Did either party have orange around his/her lips? If so, that would be the primary aggressor...you have your man/woman.

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June 24th, 2009
02:26 pm

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Почему молчит TED сайт?
Ask Dr. Hibberd:
"...the very rare Shy-Drager syndrome in which the body loses its compensatory reflexes and anti-gravity devices are needed."

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June 18th, 2009
09:38 am

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В 1970 году
commercial white bread was lethal to rats

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June 15th, 2009
01:12 pm

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Coca Cola is banned from interstate commerce
but it is still legal for the syrup to be shipped interstate

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June 12th, 2009
09:48 am

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Freakonomics
134.5 == 134.5

10x [info]hojja_nusreddin

UPDATE
The bonds the Italian authorities seized earlier this month were bearer bonds. That means they are unregistered – whoever holds the physical piece of paper owns the instrument.
This is where the plot really thickens. Since the passing of the US Tax and Fiscal Responsibility Act in 1982, the US doesn’t officially issue this kind of bond anymore. And according to the Treasury’s own figures, the approximate amount of debt outstanding in bearer bonds as of May 2009 is just over $100 billion – roughly $34 billion less than the amount wound up in a false-bottomed suitcase on a train from Milan to Switzerland.
It seems the only way the bonds could be real is if the Treasury has been issuing bonds it doesn’t want anyone to know about.


UPDATE
FREE TIBET
with purchase of a country of equal or greater spiritual value.

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09:33 am

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Все течет
Как-то незаметно хатуль мадан вытеснил мангула.

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June 10th, 2009
04:48 pm

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The Draft is getting closer and closer
We are going to change the world.

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June 2nd, 2009
11:01 pm

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А жизнь-то налаживается!
Можно больше не опасаться встpетить на этикетке "нитpиты" и "нитpаты".

UPDATE
20... год. Состав кала среднего европейца

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May 23rd, 2009
05:17 pm

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Если у вас pегуляpно болит голова
Посадите своего мужика на RitalinNaltrexone:
"It gets rid of that rush and desire," said Dr. Jon Grant, of the University of Minnesota, who led the study.

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May 16th, 2009
03:41 pm

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Do not bother choosing your own poison
as it is no longer legal: The State will pick one for you

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May 14th, 2009
11:28 pm

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Онкологам поpа делать ноги
Чеpез паpу лет они займут в анекдотах место адвокатов, если уже сейчас в мыльной опеpе Хаус без всякой иpонии заявляет: "Wilson is killing patients right and left, and nobody cares..."

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06:30 pm

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Shamanic Consultant
Soul Retrieval - видать, для тех, кому исповедью уже не отделаться.
Америка - страна профессионалов!

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May 11th, 2009
08:50 am

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Ловцы человеков
1614 год

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08:33 am

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Нарочно не придумаешь
182,900 индийских фермеров считают долг банку долгом чести.

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May 5th, 2009
11:33 am

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We All Live in a Yellow
'vitamin DDT

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